A C#
Whoopty-frickin-do, an A.
What’s an A?
D
It’s just a letter on a page
E
Meant to distract us from the pain.
A C#
But it’s not like any A can make a difference in the day.
D E
Sure, I could get an A if I wanted to get an A,
A
But who cares about an A?
C# D
I don’t. I don’t care.
E
Although I could have made that grade if I did care,
A C# D
But I don’t.
F E
But I could if I wanted to!
A C#
Whoopty-frickin-do, look at this guy
D E
In the red and blue striped tie,
A
Making millions till he dies,
C# D
Selling bonds and stocks to other guys in ties,
E A
Who have millions with which to buy a bunch of bonds and stocks and ties.
C#
I’d rather die, which I will,
D E A
Eventually of course, but in the meantime I could make millions
C#
Selling stocks and bonds and ties
D
If I tried.
E
But I don’t.
A
But I could.
C# D
But I don’t.
F E A C# D
But I could if I wanted to, yeah!
F E A
Yeah, I could if I wanted to!
C# D F E
Who cares?
A C#
Whoopty-fricking-do a happy dad
D E
With his big dad calves and his stupid baseball cap
A C#
And his t-ball shirt and dumb ass son
D E
Throwing a ball like it’s sooo important to know how to throw a ball.
A
Whoopty-fricking-do.
C# D
Who cares about throwing a ball or having a kid?
E
It’ll get you nowhere in life,
A
Not like getting anywhere matters.
C# D
Although, I guess it does if you care,
E A
Which I don’t.
C#
But I could.
D
But I don’t.
F E A C# D
But I could if I wanted to, yeah!
F E A
Whoopty-fricking-do if I wanted to.
C# D
This song sucks.
F E A C#
I could make it good if I wanted to, yeah!
F E
Yeah, I could if I wanted to!