Intro: D
CHEF
A G A
If I could share my life with you
Em A D
Just think how happy we'd be
A Bm A
We'd share a hovel built for two
Em A
Complete with vermin for three
F#m Bm
We could while away each hopeless day
G Em
Comparing open sores
D A
Yes, life would blow
Em A
But much less though
Em A D
If I could share mine with yours
GWEN
D A Em A
If I could share my life with you
CHEF
Em A D
Admit it, it would be nice
GWEN
D A
We'd share one cot
Em A
One chamber pot
CHEF
D A
Plus trench mouth, tapeworms, and lice!
Bm F#m
We would have a dozen kids
GWEN
G A
And maybe one won't die
CHEF
Bm
And the plague
GWEN
Bm
The runs
CHEF
F#m
Invading huns
BOTH
Bm A
Just think how time would fly
D A Em A
If you could share your life with me
Em A D
I'll cherish every foul breath
GWEN
D
The filth
CHEF
A
The rot
GWEN
Em A
The leprosy
BOTH
Em A D
The painful lingering death
A F#m Bm G Em
Thank the lord our life expectancy is merely thirty-two
GWEN
D A Em A
Yeah it might be sweet misery
BOTH
Em A Em A D
To share what's left with you