(Capo on 2) Intro.: (G) (C) (G) (D) (G)I know a gal got a lot to lose She's a (D)pretty nice lady but she's kinda confused Got (G)muscles in her head ain't never been used Thinks she owns half of this (D)town (G)Starts drinkin' heavy gets a big red nose And she (C)beats her old man with her pantyhose And (G)takes him out and buys him new clothes That's the (D)way that the world goes (G)'round (G)That's the way that the world goes 'round One (C)minute you're up and the next you're down 'That a (G)half an inch of water and you think you're gonna drown That's the way that the (D)world goes (G)'round Inst.: | (G) | (G) | (C) | (C) | (G) | (D) | (G) | (G) --- Well I was (G)sittin' in the tub just a countin' my toes When the (C)radiator broke and the water froze Got (G)stuck in the ice without any clothes Naked as the eyes of a (D)clown I was (G)cryin', "Ice cubes", hopin' that I'd croak When the (C)sun came through the window and the ice all broke I said (G)son of a gun man that's just a joke And that's the (D)way that the world goes (G)'round (G)That's the way that the world goes 'round One (C)minute you're up and the next you're down 'That a (G)half an inch of water and you think you're gonna drown That's the way that the (D)world goes (G)'round Inst.: | (G) | (G) | (C) | (C) | (G) | (G) | (D) | (D) | | (G) | (G) | (C) | (C) | (G) | (D) | (G) | (G) --- Well, I said (G)that's the way that the world goes 'round One (C)minute you're up and the next you're down 'That a (G)half an inch of water and you think you're gonna drown That's the way that the (D)world goes (G)'round (Tag) That's the way that the (D)world goes (G)'round That's the way (D) that the world goes (G) 'round Outro.: | (C) | (C) | (G) | (G) | (D) | (G) ---