Intro: G E7 A D G
G E7
You spend your twenties feeling that you're walking on the ceiling
A D G
And you party like you're eight feet tall
G E7
You say working's for the birds, chasing dreams and miniskirts,
A D G
From here, everything seems small
G E7
Then thirties come around and you finally feel the ground
A D G
Look around and maybe start planning
G E7
For what the future holds and though you're far from old
A D G
You moisturize and spend less time tanning
C
You're hanging over but you're hanging in,
G E7
You're starting to look like all of your friends
A
Conversations turning from rock and roll
D G D
To kids and politics and how much money you owe
G E7
Got bags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs,
A D G
You got places that you can't even itch
G E7
You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it but you're never gonna beat it,
A D G
'cause gravity's a bitch
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G E7
Forty's kinda boring and you spend your time ignoring
A D G
The things you don't see so clear
G E7
Your reflection in the glass is gonna knock you on your ass,
A D G
You wonder how the hell'd it get down here
G E7
You're happy in your fifties though things are kind of shifty,
A D G
At sixty you'll find peace of mind
G E7
Go to bed at eight o'clock, and comb your hair if you've still got it,
A D G
'cause you're almost at the finish line
C
You're hanging over but you're hanging in,
G E7
You're starting to look like all of your friends
A
Conversations turning from rock and roll
D G D
To kids and politics and how much money you owe
G E7
Got bags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs,
A D G
You got places that you can't even itch
G E7
You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it but you're never gonna beat it,
A D G
'cause gravity's a bitch
A D G
Yeah, gravity's a bitch,
A D G
I'm here to tell you, gravity is a bitch