Intro: D G (4x) D G I have been draggin' around your sensitive ego D G Making sure that your bags arrive on time for the dog and pony show D A little suitcase like a brick, G It kinda makes it hard to get a good grip D C Bm Am I drop your troubles off at the conveyor belt, G F E C I'll hand you a ticket to go get it yourself D G At the baggage claim, you got a lot of luggage in your name D When you hit the ground, check the lost and found G Cause it ain't my problem now D G I can't carry it on, I've got a lot of troubles on my own D C Bm Am It's all over the yard, in the trunk of the car, G I'm packin' it in, so come and get it. D G (2x) D G If it ain't obvious what has set me off today, D G Behind every woman scorned is a man who made her that way D G Go on and take your little business trip with that sweet little habit That you can't kick D C Bm Am You better call your momma when you get to town G F E C Cause I ain't gonna be hangin' around D G At the baggage claim, you got a lot of luggage in your name D When you hit the ground, check the lost and found G Cause it ain't my problem now D G I can't carry it on, I've got a lot of troubles on my own D C Bm Am It's all over the yard, in the trunk of the car, G I'm packin' it in, so come and get it. D Come and pick it up, pick it up D Come G come and get it D G (3x) G Before I blow it up in flames G You better pick it up, pick it up, G Baby, I'm leaving everything... D G At the baggage claim, you got a lot of luggage in your name D When you hit the ground, check the lost and found G Cause it ain't my problem now D G I can't carry it on, I've got a lot of troubles on my own D C Bm Am It's all over the yard, in the trunk of the car, G I'm packin' it in, so come and get it. D G Come and get it!