verse 1 A Inhibitions, televisions Aaug Clicking through whatever weather you know That your mind lets you know I know better F#m B But I, I want to see you tonight A 'Cause the clocks count down and we're in for bad weather Aaug It'd be nice to see you, to see you nice F#m B But I want to see you tonight A Aaug 'Cause you're my top, you're my top F#m B You're my top one-hundred shows D E Why do I always have to go killing the joke? verse 2 A Interstellar, dressed in leather, drinking bitter boy Aaug You know the plan but you never knew the ploy F#m B But I, I live a lonely life A Since you been gone I left the TV on Aaug Let the milk go sour, let the bills pile up F#m B But I, I know I'm a funny guy A Aaug 'Cause you're my top, you're my top F#m B You're my top one-hundred shows D E Why do I always have to go killing the Bridge E Em Swear I saw you smile D You try to hide it well B D E Three fifteen on the wrong side A Aaug 'Cause you're my top, you're my top F#m B You're my top one-hundred shows D E Why do I always have to go killing the joke? A Aaug Kill the joke A Aaug Kill the joke A Aaug Kill the joke A Aaug Kill the joke