Intro A Sofa..., Hyundai..., Administration..., YEAH! verse 1 A You said we're manufactured, A You guys have got it wrong, A We did this stupid challenge A A A# B C And we wrote this song in half an hour D Sofa, hyundai, administration, (Oh, in half an hour) A Sofa, hyundai, administration Em Our reputation to lose, D A Em That's why we wrote the Top Gear Blues verse 2 A G Jeremy's antique, A G The hamster just squeaks, A A James is such a geek, A A A# B C And I really want to know who the stig is. D Sofa, hyundai, administration, (Who is the stig?) A Sofa, hyundai, administration. Em Our reputation to lose, D A When I sing the Top Gear Blues Solo: D, A, Em, D, A, Em verse 3 A# G# Jeremy's antique, A# G# The hamster just squeaks, A# A# James is such a geek, A# B C C# D And I really want to know who the stig is. D# Sofa, hyundai, administration, (Who is the stig?) A# Sofa, hyundai, administration. Fm Our reputation to lose, D# When I sing the Top Gear Fm My penis grows huge, D# When I sing the Top Gear... Fm I'm a little confused, D# A# This is why we sing the Top Gear Blues...