E I met her in a club down in old Soho A D Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola E A la la la la cola E She walked up to me and she asked me to dance A D I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola E A D C D E la la la la Lola la-la-la-la Lola B Well I'm not the world's most physical guy F But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine E A D C D Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola B Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand E Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man E A D C D E Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola B Well we drank champagne and danced all night F Under electric candlelight A She picked me up and sat me on her knee A And said dear boy won't you come home with me E Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy A D But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Lola E A D C D La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola E A D C D E Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola A E B I pushed her away A E B I walked to the door A E B I fell to the floor E G C I got down on my knees Then I looked at her and she at me Well that's the way that I want it to stay And I always want it to be that way for my Lola La-la-la-la Lola Girls will be boys and boys will be girls It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola La-la-la-la Lola Well I left home just a week before And I'd never ever kissed a woman before But Lola smiled and took me by the hand And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man Well I'm not the world's most masculine man But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man And so is Lola La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola ;josiejones