F#m D F#m D B E F#m D B E
F# A B D
Punch, Punch and Judy, Punch and Judy, Punch and Judy
F# A
Washing machine, pinstripe dream, stripped the gloss from a beauty queen
B D
Punch and Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy
F# A
Found our nest in The Daily Express, met the vicar in a holy vest
B D
Punch and Judy, Punch and Judy
F# A
Brought up the children Church of E, now I vegetate with a colour TV
B D
Worst ever thing that ever happened to me, oh for D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
F# D C#m Bm A Ab C#m
Oh, Judy
F#m D
What ever happened to pillow fights?
B E C#
What ever happened to jeans so tight, Friday nights
F#m D
What ever happened to Lover's Lane?
B E C# F#m
What ever happened to passion games, Sunday walks in the pouring rain?
F# A
Punch, punch, punch the Judy, punch, punch, punch the Judy
B D
Punch, punch, punch the Judy, punch, punch, punch
F# A
Curling tongs, Mogadons, "I got a headache, baby, don't take so long"
B D
Single beds, middle age dread, losing the war in the waistlands spread
F# A
"Who left the cap off the toothpaste tube? Who forgot to flush the loo?
B D
Leave your sweaty socks outside the door, don't walk across my polished floor"
F# D C#m Bm A Ab C#m
Oh, Judy
F#m D
Whatever happened to morning smiles?
B E C#
Whatever happened to wicked wiles, permissive styles?
F#m D
Whatever happened to twinkling eyes?
B E C# F#m
Whatever happened to hard fast drives, compliments on unnatural size?
F# A
Punch, punch, punch the Judy, punch, punch, punch the Judy
B D
Punch, punch, punch the Judy, punch, punch, punch
F# A
Propping up a bar, family car, sweating out a mortgage as a balding clerk
B D
Punch and Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy
F# A
World War Three, suburbanshee, just slip her these pills and I'll be free
B D
No more Judy, Judy, Judy no more
F#m D B E F#m D B E F#m
Goodbye Judy