A7 D Cdim A7 Fdim
A fine romance with no kisses,
F#m7 Bm7 G G/F# A7/6 A7
A fine romance, my friend, this is;
D DM7 D7 G G/F# Cdim A7
We should be like a couple of hot to - ma - toes
D6 B7 G#m7 F#7 B7
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed po-tah-toes.
A7 D Cdim A7 Fdim
A fine romance, you won't nestle;
F#m7 Bm7 G G/F# A7/6 A7
A fine romance, you won't wres - tle.
D A7 D7 D9 Am7 B7
You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France!
Em7 Fdim F#m7 B7 Em7 A-9 D
I haven't got a chance -- this is a fine romance.
A7 D Cdim A7 Fdim
A fine romance, my good woman
F#m7 Bm7 G G/F# A7/6 A7
My strong, aged-in-the-wood wo - man
D6 B7 G#m7 F#7 B7
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic O - cean
D6 B7 G#m7 Gdim F#7 B7
At least they flap their fins to express e - mo - tion
A7 D Cdim A7 Fdim
A fine romance, with no clinches
F#m7 Bm7 G G/F# A7/6 A7
A fine romance with no hitch - es
D A7 D7 D9 Am7 B7
You never give the orchids I send a glance;
Em7 Fdim F#m7 B7 Em7 A-9 D
No, you like cactus plants -- this is a fine romance.