Intro e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|------0h3p0-----0----------------------------------------------------------| E|-0h3---------3-------------------------------------------------------------| Verse Played on every A e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------2---2-2------------------2-2--2-2--------------------------| G|----------------2---2-2------------------2-2--2-2--------------------------| D|----------------2---2-2------------------2-2--2-2--------------------------| A|------0h3p0-----0---0-0---------0h3p0----0-0--0-0--------------------------| E|-0h3---------3-------------0h3--------3------------------------------------| A I was up in the morning with the TV blaring A Brush my teeth, sittin' watchin' the news A All the beaches were closed, the ocean was a Red Sea A But there was no one there to part in two D There was no fresh salad because there's hypos in the cabbage D Staten Island disappeared at noon A They say the midwest is in great distress A And NASA blew up the moon G The ozone layer has no ozone anymore D And you're gonna leave me for the guy next door? A I'm sick of you A I'm sick of you Verse A They arrested the Mayor for an illegal favor A Sold the Empire State to Japan A And Oliver North married William Secord A And gave birth to a little Teheran D And the Ayatollah bought a nuclear warship D If he dies he wants to go out in style A And there's nothing to eat that don't carry the stink A Of some human waste dumped in the Nile G Well, one thing is certainly true D No one here knows what to do A And I'm sick of you A I'm sick of you Solo e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-4/5--8-8---8h10---10-8-----4/5--8-8---8-8---8h10---10-8-------------------| G|-5/6--9-9---9-------9-9-----5/6--9-9---9-9---9-------9-9-------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-9-/10--13-13---13h15--13h15--13----9-----9-----------9----9---------------| G|-10/11--14-14---14-----14-----14------12----------------12-----------------| D|--------------------------------------------12p10h12-----------12p10h12----| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-7/8--7/8--5----7/8--7/8--5------------------------------------------------| G|-8/9--8/9--6----8/9--8/9--6------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| Verse A The radio said there were 400 dead A In some small town in Arkansas A Some whacked out trucker drove into a nuclear reactor A And killed everybody he saw D Now he's on Morton Downey and he's glowing and shiney D Doctors say this is a medical advance A They say the bad makes the good and there's something to be learned A In every human experience G Well I know one thing that really is true D This here's a zoo and the keeper ain't you A And I'm sick of it A I'm sick of you Verse A They ordained the Trumps and then he got the mumps A And died being treated at Mt. Sinal A And my best friend Bill died from a poison pill A Some wired doctor prescribed for stress D My arms and legs are shrunk the food all has lumps D They discovered some animal no one's ever seen A It was an inside trader eating a rubber tire A After running over Rudy Giuliani G They say the President's dead but no one can find his head D It's been missing now for weeks A But no one noticed it he had seemed so fit A And I'm Sick of it A I'm sick of you A I'm so sick of you "Bye, bye, bye" e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-3/4--3/4---2--2-2---3/4--3/4---2--2-2-------------------------------------| G|-4/5--4/5---2--2-2---4/5--4/5---2--2-2-------------------------------------| D|------------2--2-2--------------2--2-2-------------------------------------| A|------------0--0-0--------------0--0-0-------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|