Intro
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verse 1
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You're the kind of girl that everybody's wonderin' about
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Yeah, you're the kind of person that everybody is staring at
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But now you are a topless dancer working out of a bar in Times Square
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And everybody wishes you were back in the massage parlor back there, over there
Chorus
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You make me go Ooh baby ooh baby ooh baby ooh ooh ooh
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Ooh baby ooh baby ooh baby ooh ooh ooh
Bass solo
verse 2
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Your old man was the best B&E man down on the streets
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And all the guys on the precinct always was watching for him on their beats
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But when he ripped off Seymour, he was really not doing so fine
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And everything is nice, well except his hands and legs and maybe even mine
Chorus (everybody sings)
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Ooh baby ooh baby ooh baby ooh ooh ooh
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Ooh baby ooh baby ooh hey baby ooh ooh ooh
verse 3 )
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It's very funny asking me why they keep the lights on down so low
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Well, yesterdayâ??s trickâ??s today's competition or didn't you know
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And, oh, fluorescent lighting makes it so your wrinkles â?? they don't show
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And it's very funny the way that 20 bucks an hour can go if you don't make me go now
Chorus
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Ooh baby ooh baby ooh baby ooh ooh ooh
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Ooh baby ooh baby ooh hey baby ooh ooh ooh
Solo
Chorus
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Ooh baby ooh baby ooh baby ooh ooh ooh
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Ooh baby ooh baby ooh hey baby ooh ooh ooh
verse 4 (backup harmony vocals in boldface)
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Everybody wondered about you when you were seen drinking some beer
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You got here from Ohio and your mother said you took it in the rear.
That's where it goes now
Chorus
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Ooh baby ooh baby ooh baby ooh ooh ooh
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Ooh baby ooh baby ooh hey baby ooh ooh ooh
Solo
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Ooh baby ooh baby ooh baby ooh ooh ooh
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Ooh baby ooh baby ooh hey baby ooh ooh ooh