verse 1
G
If whiskey were a woman
B7
She'd do her best to get you drunk
C G
Lie quietly beside you, watch you sleep
If weed were a woman
B7
She'd fill up both your lungs
C G D
And get you higher than you thought you could ever be
Bridge
C G
If whiskey were a woman
verse 2
If a prayer was a woman
B7
She would wait patiently
C G D
In your throat until you found the strength to speak
G
If the sunrise was a woman
B7
She would surround you with salvation
C G D
And get you standing right up off your knees
Bridge
C
If whiskey were a woman
G
She'd be nothing like me
D
'Cause I have given in
C
I_ have given up
D C
You wanna love something that I could never be
D
So take me off the shelf
C
Take me right out of your arms
Am C G C G
And pour yourself a glass of whiskey
verse 3
If the cure was a woman
B7
She would get under your skin
C G D
And take all of your troubles away
G
She would remind you who you were
B7
Before all the pain set in
C G D
When you promised her your love would never fade
Bridge
C
If whiskey were a woman
G
She'd be nothing like me
D
'Cause I have given in
C
I_ have given up
D C
You wanna love something that I could never be
D
So take me off the shelf
C
Take me right out of your arms
Am C G C G
And pour yourself a glass of whiskey
Bridge
C
If whiskey were a woman
G
She'd be nothing like me
C
If whiskey were a woman
G
She'd be nothing like me