Tabbed By Larry Mofle
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4/30/04
Intro Chords:
D G A twice
D G A
I heard he was gonna marry some girl from Denver
D G D
Then my sister came over, had the Sunday paper with her
B G
There was the girl on the social page
A D
Lookin' in love and all engaged
G A
We decided she don't take a very good picture
Chorus 1:
G A D
It may be my family's redneck nature
G A D
Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady-like behavior
G A D
It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger
G A
But I don't like her
G A D
She may be an angel who spends all winter
G A D
Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner
G A D
A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner
G
But I really hate her
A D
I'll think of a reason later
I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker
Childish, yes, but she made such a thin little target
I couldn't be happier on my own
But I've got the slightest of a jealous bone
And seein' her with him tends to enlarge it
Chorus 1
Chorus 2:
Inside her head may lay all the answers
For curin' diseases from baldness to cancer
Salt of the earth and a real good dancer
But I really hate her
I'll think of a reason later
(Spoken) Well, it was just one tooth
Did I mention I don't particularly care for her?
She makes me sick...