A C A
My momma wouldn't say you were a nice guy
G C G
But you're under forty and you have a job
A C A
My momma wouldn't say you was a good boy
G C G
But you're making money and you're working hard so
D C
I'm going to take you out, I don't feel like it's wrong
E Am C D E Am
Me and my momma, we don't get along
Am C Am
My momma, she would say your hair was too long
G C G
But your hair exactly is what I like the best
Am C Am
And my momma she would say you was a hoodlum
G C G
But I don't know no hoodlum and you don't pass the test
D C
I'm going to take you out, I don't feel like it's wrong
E Am
Me and my momma, we don't get along
C D Am
Oh, baby, I'm standing so close, I can't back down
C D
You're smiling and I know, I'm over and done now
Am G
I am done now
Am C Am
My momma say that it was wrong to see you
G C G
I lie just to meet you, I lie to get in
Am C Am
And my momma she would say that I deceived you
G C G D
But that's the only way I knew how to begin
Am C D Am
So maybe you got your own problems, who doesn't?
C D Am G
I'm crazy, you're addicted, we are all of a sudden
Am C Am
My momma, she would love you like I love you
G C G
If she ever met you, if she ever knew
Am C Am
My momma, she would fall right on top of you
G C G
If she'd ever saw you, she'd be smitten, too
D C
I'll never take you home, I want you all for my own
Em Am
Don't let my momma hear your pretty song
D C
I'm going to take you out, I don't feel like it's wrong
Em Am C D E Am C D E A
Me and my momma, we don't get along