(Kylie Minogue and Robbie Williams) Intro: E G A B x2 E Me no bubbleitious A Me smoke heavy tar E A Me be groovin' slowly where you are E Notify your next of kin A 'Cause you're never coming back E A I've been dropping beats since Back in Back D A E And we'll paint by numbers D A E 'Til something sticks D A E A Don't mind doing it for the kids E G So come on jump on board D A Take a ride, yeah B You'll be doin' it all right G F# C D Jump on board feel the high B E 'Cause the kids are alright E You've got a reputation A Well I guess that can be explored E A You're dancing with the chairman of the board E Take a ride on my twelve cylinder symphony A But if you got other plans E A The purpose of a woman is to love her man D A E And we'll paint by numbers D A E 'Til something sticks D A E A Don't mind doing it for the kids E G So come on jump on board D A Take a ride, yeah B You'll be doin' it all right G F# C D Jump on board feel the high B E 'Cause the kids are alright E G D I'm gonna give it all of my loving D A E It's gonna take up all of my love E G D I'm gonna give it all of my loving D A E It's gonna take up all of my love E G D I'm gonna give it all of my loving D A E It's gonna take up all of my love E G D I'm gonna give it all of my loving D A E It's gonna take up all of my love E Come down from the ceiling A I didn't mean to get so high E I couldn't do what I wanted to do A When my lips were dry E You can't just up and leave me A I'm a singer in a band E Well I like drummers baby A You're not my bag E G So come on jump on board D A Take a ride, yeah B You'll be doin' it all right G F# C D Jump on board feel the high E G So come on jump on board D A Take a ride, yeah B You'll be doin' it all right G F# C D B Jump on board feel the high E A I'm an honorary Sean Connery, born '74 There's only one of me Single-handedly raising the economy Ain't no chance of the record company dropping me Press be asking do I care for sodomy I don't know, yeah, probably I've been looking for serial monogamy Not some bird that looks like Billy Connolly But for now I'm down for ornithology Grab your binoculars, come follow me I like to drink it up But never like to sink it