E B7
I need to go shopping, these shoes are all wrong
E
Just looked in my closet, not a thing to put on
A A7
I wonder how these jeans make me look from behind
E B7 E
Things that never cross a man's mind
E B7
Lets turn off the TV, now can't we just talk
E
Lets lay here and cuddle, Til we both drift off
A A7
If we don't make love, that'll be just fine
E B7 E
Things that never cross a man's mind
B7
That joke is too dirty, that steak is too thick
E
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
B7
That car is too fast, this beer is too cold
E
And watchin all this football is sure getting old
C#m E C#m A A7
Wish I was workin this weekend, not on the lake wettin' my line
E B7 E
Things that never cross a man's mind
E B7
Her lips are too red, her skirt is too tight
E
Her legs are too long, and her heels are too high
A A7
Boy, she looks like the marryin kind
E B7 E
Things that never cross a man's mind
B7
That joke is too dirty, that steak is too thick
E
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
B7
That car is too fast, this beer is too cold
E
And watchin all this football is sure getting old
C#m E C#m A A7
Wish I was workin this weekend, not on the lake wettin' my line
E B7 E
Things that never cross a man's mind
B7
I feel a little bloated, think I'm fixin to start
E
That movie was good 'cept for the violent parts
B7
Brad Pitt is sexy, why did he change his hair
E
I knew him and Jenny never had a prayer
C#m E
These curtains clash with the carpet,
C#m A A7
The color scheme is a crime
E B7 E
Things that never cross a man's mind