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CShe don't like her eggs all runny
She thinks crossin' her legs is funny
She Flooks down her nose at money
She Cgets it on like the Easter Bunny
GShe's my baby
I'm her honey
I'm never gonna let her Cgo G C
CHe ain't got laid in a month of Sundays
I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies
He Fain't too sharp but he gets things done
CDrinks his beer like it's oxygen
GHe's my baby
And I'm his honey
Never gonna let him Cgo G C
Chorus:
In spite of Fourselves
We'll end up a'sittin' on a Crainbow
Against all Godds
Honey, we're the big door Cprize G C
We're gonna Fspite our noses
Right off of our Cfaces
There won't be nothin' but big old Ghearts
Dancin' in our Ceyes. G C
CShe thinks all my jokes are corny
Convict movies make her horny
She Flikes ketchup on her scrambled eggs
CSwears like a sailor when shaves her legs
GShe takes a lickin'
And keeps on tickin'
I'm never gonna let her Cgo. G C
CHe's got more balls than a big brass monkey
He's a wacked out werido and a lovebug junkie
FSly as a fox and crazy as a loon
CPayday comes and he's howlin' at the moon
GHe's my baby
I don't mean maybe
Never gonna let him Cgo G C
Chorus
There won't be nothin' but big old Ghearts
Dancin' in our Ceyes. G C
There won't be nothin' but big old Ghearts
Dancin' in our Ceyes. G F C