Intro: C D# D C D# D G#m Gm Fm D# D 2x
C D#
Watching the people get lairy
F C
It's not very pretty I tell thee
D#
Walking through town is quite scary
F C
Not very sensible either
D#
A friend of a friend he got beaten
F C
He looked the wrong way at a policeman
D#
Who'd never of happened to Smeaton
F
An old leodensian
C G A#m F
AaaaaahAhAh Lalalalalalaaaa 2x
G#
I predict a riot
C#m G#
I predict a riot
G#
I predict a riot
C#m G#
I predict a riot
C D#
I tried to get to my taxi
F C
The man in a tracksuit attacks me
D#
He said that he saw it before me
F C
Wants to get things a bit gory
D#
Girls drive around with no clothes on
F C
To borrow a pound for a condom
D#
If it wasn't for chip fat they'd be frozen
F
They're not very sensible
C G A#m F
AaaaaahAhAh Lalalalalalaaaa 2x
G#
I predict a riot
C#m G#
I predict a riot
G#
I predict a riot
C#m G#
I predict a riot
C D#
And if there's anybody left in here
A#m F
That doesn't want to be out there
C D# D C D# D G#m Gm Fm D# D 2x
C D#
Watching the people get lairy
F C
It's not very pretty I tell thee
D#
Walking through town is quite scary
F
It's not very sensible
C G A#m F
Aaahhh Lalalalalala 2x
G#
I predict a riot
C#m G#
I predict a riot
G#
I predict a riot
C#m G#
I predict a riot
C D#
And if there's anybody left in here
A#m F
That doesn't want to be out there
G#
I predict a riot
C#m G#
I predict a riot
G#
I predict a riot
C#m G#
I predict a riot