This chords for this one are pretty easy.
This is !!!
or not... however you wanna sing it.
Em7 F#7 Bm7
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time)
Em7 F#7 Bm7
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
Em7 F#7 Bm7
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
Em7 F#7 Bm7
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
Em7 F#7 Bm7
A gift real special, so take off the top
Em7 F#7 Bm7
Take a look inside ----- it's my dick in a box
Em7 F#7
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
Bm7
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Em7 F#7
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Bm7
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Em7 F#7
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
Bm7
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Em7 F#7
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Bm7
Somethin' special girl
Em7 F#7 Bm7
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
Em7 F#7 Bm7
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
You should be able to get it from here...
If you need more help, (with the strumming pattern, singing, etc...) here's the video I
the tab from... he's not the best singer, but his tab is Spot-On!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFuzLWBTuhg