Intro: E Verse E A Like any other would be country singin' sensation E B E I had no visible means of transportation E A One Saturday mornin' I was searchin' the ads E B E When I found one that I wanted and I wanted it bad E B E (He found one that he wanted and he wanted it bad) Verse E A I called up the salesmen, he said, c'mon in E B I've got the Lincoln right here belonged to Loretta Lynn E A The Coalminer's Daughter used to drive it to town E B E It's yours for a song and five hundred down E B E (He said, it's yours for a song and five hundred down) E A I said, Loretta Lynn's Lincoln E B Yeah, Loretta Lynn's Lincoln E A I had no idea what that dealer was thinkin' E B E But he totted the note on Loretta Lynn's Lincoln Instrumental E A E B E Verse E A Well, I throwed my ol' guitar in that big back seat E B And I steared her on out on to Dameron Street E A Them other cars pulled over like the red sea had parted E B E It was then I had a vision of Dolly Parton E B E (Right there he had a vision of Dolly Parton) E A She said, ain't that Loretta Lynn's Lincoln E B Yeah, it's Loretta Lynn's Lincoln E A She said, I thought I recognized them two headlights blinkin' E B E I do declare, that there's Loretta Lynn's Lincoln Instrumental E A E B E Verse E A Dolly said, slide over J Otis, let me take you downtown E B E Miss Loretta's waitin' for us at the Orchid Lounge E A I couldn't believe my ears, I couldn't believe my eyes E B E Why she was wavin' from the curb and we rode by Verse E A Well, we turned that big rig around, right on a dime E B I ain't seen nothin' like that since Red Solvine (Red Solvine) E A That's what Loretta was sayin' as she hopped in the back E B E Then she said, hey, Hoss, ain't this my old Cadillac E B E No mame, Miss Loretta, this ain't your Cadillac E A It's Loretta Lynn's Lincoln (Loretta) E B Yeah,Loretta Lynn's Lincoln (It's Loretta Lynn's Lincoln) E A The radio was on and we was all lipsinkin' E B E Ridin' 'round Nashville in Loretta Lynn's Lincoln, whooo Verse E A I heard a tappin' on the window as I woke up E B Neath an old newspaper in my pickup truck E A The policeman said, boy, you better hit the road jack E B E Get that bucket of bolts back across the tracks E A Officer, this here's Loretta Lynn's Lincoln (And he said) E B son, that ain't Loretta Lynn's Lincoln E A Yeah, I was wakin' up and my dreams were sinkin' E B E Like them ol' springs on Loretta Lynn's Lincoln E A Yeah, Loretta Lynn's Lincoln (Loretta, Loretta) E B Whooo, Loretta Lynn's Lincoln (That is Loretta Lynn's Lincoln) E A If you ever get to wonderin' what I was a-dreamin' E B E I was dreamin' I was ridin' in Loretta Lynn's Lincoln