G C There we were all three of us sitting side by side D7 G Three guys who have loved her but to someone she lied C Now everybody's wondering just who's the lonely guy D7 G So will the real Mr. Heartache please stand up and cry C G The real Mr. Heartache is every guy she's known C G D7 Loved by her left by her with a heartache all his own G G7 C Every time I hear that question the number multiplies D7 G Will the real Mr. Heartache please stand up and cry C There we were all three of us standing side by side D7 G While six little teardrops tickled from our eyes C And I even see a stranger that seems to qualify D7 G So will the real Mr. Heartache please stand up and cry