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Well I see you got yourself a brand new harmonica
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Mail ordered from the Steagal's catalogue
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Boy I hope you can learn to play it like Lonnie Glossom
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And while you added you to oughta learn a verse or two
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Of Red River Valley Oh My Darling Clementine or Salty Dog
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Oh but please don't play Red River Valley
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And how about Polly Wolly doodle all day and see
You know the only song I ever learned to play
On my 2 dollar and 98 cent harmonica
That I got from Wayne Raney in Clint Texas
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C-L-I-N-T Clint Texas was Red River Valley
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Then she said farewell to my French harp and me
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Well I see you're doin' pretty good on your new harmonica
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But don't you think you oughta learn about one more tune you know
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See you hold it like you's gonna eat a handful of popcorn
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And sometime you suck in and sometimes you blow
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But friend now please don't play Red River Valley
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And how about Polly Wolly doodle all day
Like I said the only song I ever learned
On my 2 dollar and 98 cent harmonica that I got from Clint Texas
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From Wayne Raney in Clint Texas was Red River Valley
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Oh then she said farewell to my French harp and me