Bass riff:E and E7 A
E
Standing in the dock at Southampton, trying to get to Holland Or France
E7
The Man In the Mac said, 'You gotta go back'
E7
You know they didn't even give us a chance
A E
You know it ain't easy you know how hard it can be
B7 E
The way things are going ...they're gonna crucify me.
E
Finally made the plane into paris, honeymooning down by the seine
E7
Peter Brown called to say, you can make it ok
E7
You can get married in Gibraltar near spain ..
A E
You know it aint easy you know how hard it can be
B7 E
The way things are going ...they're gonna crucify me.
E
Drove from paris to the amsterdam hilton, talking in our beds for a week
E7
The newspapers said 'What're you doing in bed'
E7
I said we're only trying to get us some peace ...
A E
You know it aint easy you know how hard it can be
B7 E
The way things are going ...they're gonna crucify me.
A
Saving all your money for a rainy day
A
Giving all your clothes to charity
B7
Last nite the wife said, oh boy when you're dead
B
You don't take nothing with you but your soul
E
Think!
E
Made a lightning trip to Vienna
E7
Eating chocolate cake in a bag
E7
The newspapers said, "She's gone to his head
A E
They look just like two gurus in drag"
A E
You know it aint easy you know how hard it can be
B7 E
The way things are going ...they're gonna crucify me.
E
Caught the early plane back to London
E7
Fifty acorns tied in a sack
E7
The men from the press say "We wish you success
A E
It's good to have the both of you back"
A E
You know it aint easy you know how hard it can be
B7 E
The way things are going ...they're gonna crucify me.