--INTRO 1-- C/G Am (x2) --verse 1-- C/G Am If the sacheting of gentlemen C/G Am Gives you grievance now and then C/G Am F Dm7 What’s needed are some memories of planing lakes F G7 Those planing lakes will surely calm you down --INTRO 2-- C/G Am (x2) --verse 2-- C/G Am Nothing frightens me more C/G Am Than religion at my door C/G Am I never answer panic knocking Dm7 F G G Falling down the stairs upon the law F F What law? --BRIDGE 1-- Fadd9 C There'’s a law for everything Fadd9 C And for elephants that sing to keep Fadd9 C G G The cows that agriculture won’t allow F F Hanky panky nohow C C Hanky panky nohow F F Hanky panky nohow oh --INTRO 3-- C/G Am (x3) --BRIDGE 2-- Fadd9 C There'’s a pain for everything Fadd9 C And for elephants that sing to keep Fadd9 C G G The cows that agriculture won’t allow F F Hanky panky nohow C C Hanky panky nohow F F Hanky panky nohow oh C C --INTRO 4-- C/G Am (x6)