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(C) What's a (F) guy gotta do to get a girl in this town
Don't want to be alone when the (C) sun goes down
Just a sweet little somethin' to put my arms around
What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this (F) town
Well, (F) ask anybody - I'm a pretty good guy
And the looks-decent-wagon didn't (C) pass me by
There ain't nothin' in my past that I'm tryin' hard to hide
And I (N.C.) don't understand why I gotta wonder (C) why
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(F) Cruise all around the right parking lots
A little time gets killed - alot of (C) bull gets shot
One'll think I'm kinda cute and laugh at every joke I've got
When I (N.C.) get to thinkin' maybe, she's a thinkin' maybe (C) not
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Had an (F) old man tell me, "Boy, if you were smart
You'd hit the produce aisle at the (C) Super Wal-Mart"
So I bumped into a pretty girl's shopping cart
All I (N.C.) did was break her eggs and bruise her artichoke hearts
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What's a (C) guy gotta do to get a girl in this (F) town