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Gonna tell you a story you won't believe
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But I fell in love last Friday evening
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With a girl I saw on the bar room TV screen
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Well I was just getting ready to get my hat
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When she caught my eye and I put it back
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And I ordered myself a couple more shots and beers
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The night that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen
(round and round, oh round and round)
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Meanest hunk of woman that anybody ever seen
Down in the arena
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She was five-foot-six and two-fifteen
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A bleached-blond mama with a streak of mean
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She knew how to knuckle and she knew how to scuffle and fight
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The roller derby program said
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That she was built like a 'frigerator with a head
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Her fans called her Tuffy But all her buddies called her Spike
(Chorus)
(BRIDGE)
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Round and round, go round and round
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Round and round, go round and round
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Well I could not help it but I fell in love
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With this heavy duty women I've been speaking of
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Things were kinda bad till the day she skated into my life
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Well she might be nasty, and she might be fat
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But I never met a person who would tell her that
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She's my big blonde bomber, my heavy-handed hackensack mama
(Chorus)
(BRIDGE)