G D G
Brain-storming habit-forming battle-warning weary
D
winsome actor spewing spineless chilling lines ---
D
the critics falling over her to tell themselves he's
G D
boring and really not an awful lot of fun.
C D
Well who the hell can he be when he's never had V.D.,
G A
and he doesn't even sit on toilet seats?
Court-jesting, never-resting
D
--- he must be very cunning
G
to assume an air of dignity
B E A B
and bless us all with his oratory prowess,
E A E B
his lame-brained antics and his jumping in the air.
E A
And every night his act's the same
E C Am
and so it must be all a game of chess he's playing ---
``But you're wrong, Steve: you see, it's only solitaire.''