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Verse 1 I am your neighbor I seem most respectable
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But underneath I'm an nimiquitous toad
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So many dreadful mishaps have befallen you
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Down at the end of your road
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And I live down the end of your road
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Verse 2 I'm working on ways to remove you from paradise
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-> From your { striped } lawn and your new swimming pool
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I place broken bottles in your geraniums
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Sabotage your gardening tools
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And I live down the end of your road
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Chorus -> By day I am a real estate { agent } gentleman
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I deal in fine properties cheap at the price
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Under dark I plan my most devious practices
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Which you might not think very nice
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Verse 3 Designing a system to reverse your plumbing
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-> Welling up as you sit on your private throne { Your welcome }
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All kind of vile and despicable nasties
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You would rather not have in your home
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And I live down the end of your road
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Verse 4 Dispensed loathsome creatures in your drawing room
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Sent doggy poo-poos in your morning mail
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-> Rat's heads and larks wings { should } set your tongues turning
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And your houses will soon be for sale
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And I live down the end of your road, Yes I live down the end of your road
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Well I live down the end of your road, And I live down the end of your road
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Down at the end of your road, Yes I live down the end of your road
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I live down at the end of your road, I live down at the end of your road