single strum first and last verse G C well welcome everybody to Willies place D G You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face G C we got everything, the only thing that we lack D G is a rich young dumb nymphomaniac G C I wanna rich youg dumb nymphomaniac D G To drive me around in her cadillac G C If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back D G I wanna rich youg dumb nymphomaniac G C we'll give her great big tits and a little bitty ass D G a fucking machine that never runs out of gas G C a body like nobody's ever seen before D G she recently inherited a liquor store Chorus G C well she doesn't wanna marry and she doesn't wanna fight D G she doesn't give shit if I stay out all night G C I bring home another woman she just gives me a smile D G take of our clothes then we fuck in a pile Chorus G C Make her a magic fingers mama that can roll up my doobs D G the best in the west at cooking chinese food G C she doesn't like to shop and she don't wear clothes D G she always compliments me on the size of my hose Chorus G C we'll make her three feet tall D G and stand about to here G C with a flat spot on her head D G so I can rest my beer Chorus