Standard Tuning EADGBe
This is a badass number Jack does. I have most of the parts here and all of the lyrics. Enjoy!
"What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?"
Intro: (x2)
E
e|-3-0--------3-0--------------|
B|------3-0~-------3-0---------|
G|----------------------2brp0~-|
D|-----------------------------|
A|-----------------------------|
E|-----------------------------| (x3)
"Behave yourself"
C D B
e|------------------|
B|------------------|
G|--5-5-5-5--7-7-4--|
D|--5-5-5-5--7-7-4--|
A|--3-3-3-3--5-5-2~-|
E|------------------|
"You need to behave yourself, boy"
Verse bass riff:
E G A B
e|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------2-|
E|--0--0--0--0--3--3--3--3--5----| (x3)
C D B
e|------------------|
B|------------------|
G|--5-5-5-5--7-7-4--|
D|--5-5-5-5--7-7-4--|
A|--3-3-3-3--5-5-2~-|
E|------------------|
verse 1:
E G A B
Yeah, she's built for speed like a black castrum doloris
E G A B
Good for the needy, like Nietzsche, Freud and Horace
E G A B
But I'm skin, flint, broke, making no money, making jokes
C D B
But baby, I won't joke with you
verse 2:
E G A B
My feet are burning like a Roman hypocaust
E G A B
But the Romans are gone, they changed their name because they lost
E G A B
She writes letters like a Jack Chick comic
C D B
Just a bunch of propaganda, make my fingers histrionic
Break 1: (riffs *1 and **2 at bottom for this part)
E G A B
Like this
E G A B
And this
verse 3:
E G A B
I mean, she's my baby but she makes me get avuncular
E G A B
And when my monkey is jumping I got no time for making up for her
E G A B
I fantasize about the hospital The army, asylum, confinement, in prison
E G A B
Any place where there's a time to clear my vision
Break 2:
***riff 3 at bottom
Chorus 1:
(intro riff)
I spit it out,
(intro riff)
Whatever's in my mouth
(intro riff)
Just like that Black Bat Licorice
C C C C D D B
Yeah, that Black Bat Licorice
(intro riff)
That Black Bat Licorice
(intro riff)
That Black Bat Licorice,
(intro riff)
Yeah!
C C C C D D B
E G A B
E G A B
verse 4:
(no chord)
I wanna cut out my tongue and let you hold onto it for me
(no chord) (strum behind nut)
Cause without my skull to amplify my sounds it might get boring....
E G A B
E G A B
E G A B
I've got the wit of the stickers with atomic clock precision
E G A B (riff *1 and **2)
And the phases of the moon directing all of my decisions like this...
Bridge: play riff *1 and riff **2 during this part
Women need to know, I play dumb like Columbo
And get my feelings hurt and move to NY like I'm Dumbo
Don't you want to lose the part of the brain that has opinions?
To not even know what you are doing, or care about yourself or your species in the billions
play riff ***3
Chorus 2:
(intro riff)
Yeah I have to spit it out,
(intro riff)
Oh, whatever's in my mouth,
(intro riff)
Oh, I have to spit it out,
(intro riff)
Behave yourself
C C C C D D B
Just like that Black Bat Licorice
(intro riff)
That Black Bat Licorice
(intro riff)
That Black Bat Licorice,
(intro riff)
That Black Bat Licorice, I never liked it, I never will
C D B
Now state the same damn thing with the violin!
Instrumental Break 3: (violin solo over E G A B verse chords 3 times then the C D B once)
Outro:
"...Whatever you feed me, I feed you right back, but it will do no good"
(end)
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* Riff 1 as promised: **Riff 2 as promied:
e|--------------------------|-----------------------------|
B|--------------------------|-----------------------------|
G|--------------------------|-----------------------------|
D|--------7-9--10--9-7-7-9~-|---------7-9--10--9----------|
A|-7-7-10-------------------|--7-7-10------------7--9-10~-|
E|--------------------------|-----------------------------|
***riff 3 as promised: the right before the Chorus riff
e|------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------|
G|-9-7----7---------------------------------|
D|-----10---10-9-10-9-7-9-7----7-8h7--------|
A|--------------------------10-------10--7--|
E|------------------------------------------|