INTRO part 1 ----5--------5-----7-9h12p9------------ ----5--------5-----7-------12-9h12p9--- ----6--------6-----8----------------11- ----7--------7-----9------------------- ----7--------7-----9------------------- -5~-5--5-x-5-5--7~-7------------------- INTRO part 2 repeat x2 |-------------------------------------------------- |----------------------9-9-9----------------------- |.---------------------9-9-9----------------------- |.-----9h11p9----9--9--9-9-9/11-11-11-14-13-11-9-9- |---11--------11----------------------------------- |-0--------------------7-7-7/-9--9--9-12-11--9-7-7- --------------------------------------------------| ----------------------9-9-9-----------------------| ----------------------9-9-9----------------------.| ------9h11p9----9-9---9-9-9/11-11-11-5-5-7-7-----.| ---11--------11-----------------------------------| -0------------------0-7-7-7/-9--9--9-3-3-5-5------| Also, instead of playing these two strings, you can slide a bar chords down the neck. It ends up as Hammer on a C# on the 9th fret, E bar chord on the 7th, Eb on the 6th, C# on the 6th, and a B on the second. Depends on what type of sound you want, I've(Reed) seen Jack do this one live, but he does the other one as well VERSE ---7~-7------7~-7-----7~-7------7~-7-- ---9~-9------9~-9-----9~-9------9~-9-- ---9~-9------9~-9-----9~-9------9~-9-- ---9~-9------9~-9-----9~-9------9~-9-- ---7~-7------7~-7-----7~-7------7~-7-- -0-------7-7--------9-------7-7------- Looking at himself but wishing he was someone else Because the posters on the wall they don't look alike him at all So he ties it up he puts it in, he pulls it back and gives a grin Laughing at himself because he knows he ain't loved at all Chorus type thing... |---5------5----7------7- |---5------5----7------7- |.--6------6----8------8- |.--7------7----9------9- |---7------7----9------9- |-5-5--5-5-5--7-7--7-7-7- He gets his courage from the can, It makes him feel like a man Because he's loving all the ladies But the ladies don't love him at all ----------------------7-7-----7~-7-----7~-7--| ----------------------9-9-----9~-9-----9~-9--| ----------------------9-9-----9~-9-----9~-9-.| ------9h11p9----9-9---9-9-----9~-9-----9~-9-.|repeat x 2 ---11--------11-------7-7-----7~-7-----7~-7--|then back to verse -0------------------0-------9------7-7-------| (repeat Chorus type thing here) Cause when he's not drunk He's only stuck on himself And then he has the nerve To say he needs a decent girl (back to VERSE pattern) Looking at herself but wishing she was someone else Because the body of the dolly don't a-look like hers at all So she straps it on, she sucks it in, she throws it up but gives a grin Laughing at herself because she knows she ain't that at all (Chorus type thing here) Caught up in the trends You know the truth began to bend And the next thing you man There just ain't no truth left at all Cause when the pretty girl walks She walks so proud And when the pretty girl laughs Oh man, she laughs so loud BRIDGE type thing |--7~-7---5~-5---4~-4---2~-2--|repeat x2 |--9~-9---7~-7---5~-5---4~-4--|then intro |.-9~-9---7~-7---6~-6---4~-4-.|part 2 x 2 |.-9~-9---7~-7---6~-6---4~-4-.|then back to |--7~-7---5~-5---4~-4---2~-2--|verse for the |-----------------------------|rest of the song And if it ain't this then its that As a matter of fact She hasn't had a day to relax Since she has lost her ability to think clearly (do INTRO part 2 x 2) (back to VERSE pattern, but often silent and with the second part of the Chorus being played here and there...) Well I'm an energetic apathetic version of another person Check out my outsides there ain't nothing in here