Intro: D A e|--2----------------------------------| Repeat*2 B|--3- -----------2--------------------| G|--2-------------2--------------------| D|0---4---4---2---2---4----------------| A|-------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------| D A You know I love my lady, but we've been together to long D A Like a worn out recording of a favorite song D A So while she lay there sleepin' I read the paper in bed D A And in the personal columns, there was this letter I read Pause... D A If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain D A If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain D A If you like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape D A Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape Riff/intro D A E F* e|--2-------------------------------------------2| Repeat*2 B|--3- -----------2-----------------------------2| G|--2-------------2--------------1--------------3| D|0---4---4---2---2---4---4---2--2---4---4---2--4| A|--X-------------X--------------2--------------4| E|--X-------------X--------------X--------------X| D A I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean D A But me and my old lady had fallen into the same old dull routine D A So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad D A And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half bad Pause... D A Yes, I like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain D A I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne D A I've got to meet you by tomorrow and cut through all this red tape D A At a bar called O'Malley's where we'll plan our escape Riff/Intro... D A So I waited with high hopes and she walked in the place D A I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face D A It was my own lovely lady and she said, "Aw, it's you." D A Then we laughed for a moment and I said, "I never knew." D A "I never knew" That you like piña coladas and gettin' caught in the rain D A And the feel of the ocean and the taste of champagne D A If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape D A You're the lady I've looked for, come with me and escape D A If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain D A If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain D A If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape D A Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape D A Yes I like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain D A I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne D A I've got to meet you by tomorrow and cut through all this red tape