Am
I play on a toaster
G F
My ping is so bad
Am G F
I will make up excuses whenever I can
Am
I'm making the wrong plays
G F
I'm getting so mad
Am G F
And they think I'm feeding, yeah, you think I'm feeding
Rap verse 1
Am G
I will always blame the other members of my team
Oh well
F
Not my fault for losing
Am G
Should have counter ganked but wraiths were more enticing
F
Should have been aware of what teammates were doing
Am
Never gave my mid a single blue
G
I needed the sustain
F
Flaming me since we queued
When I started complaining
Am G
'Bout Elise, clairvoyance and TP
F
'Cause what you thought would be easy's
Am
A defeat, she DC'd, it's GG!
G F
How did I forget it was free week?
You're level 30? Really?
Am G
"Worth" I don't care if you want, report me
F
Can we please FF? I'm bored, jeez
Am G
If there aren't any wards I'm blaming it all on the support
F
Cause your CS'ing is so weak, one creep, two creep
Am
Mine's low 'cause I chose the wrong masteries
G F
Won't admit I'm bad. I'll just cry more 'cause I...
Am
I play on a toaster
G F
My ping is so bad
Am G F
I will make up excuses whenever I can
Am
I'm making the wrong plays
G F
I'm getting so mad
Am G F
And they think I'm feeding, yeah, you think I'm feeding
Am G F Am G F
Well that's not fair
Am G F Am G F
Well that's not fair
Rap verse 2
Am G
I know I'm not a good player but honestly I wasn't trolling
F
The rager inside of me is so controlling
Am G F
'Cause it's just easier to blame others for your own mistakes
Maybe I'm just playing like I'm in Wood 5
Am G F
(There you go. You're starting to show that you know the real reason behind your team's throw)
Am
Who am I even talking to?
G F
I wasn't part of the throw I lost E L O because we didn't ban Teemo
Am G
'Cause I'm talking in mostly asterisks
F
Got nine reports for being so damn "toxic"
Am G
And tried punishing me for all my chat "spam"
F
Everyone is saying that I believe I'm better than I really am
Am G
Like Trick2g disrespectin' again
F
Stop laughing, this isn't fair 'cause I'm lagging
Am G
I wasn't playing can't you see what I've been saying
F
I'm really not that bad (I play on a...)
Am
I play on a toaster
G F
My ping is so bad
Am G F
I will make up excuses whenever I can
Am
I'm making the wrong plays
G F
I'm getting so mad
Am G F
And they think I'm feeding, yeah, you think I'm feeding
Am G F Am G F
Well that's not fair
Am G F Am G F (last chord)
But I'm just bad
And now I'm banned...