Intro Eb Bb C G F Bb C Whoo hoo Whoo hoo G F Bb C Whoo hoo Whoo hoo Verse G F What's in it for me? Bb C You don't get nothing for free. G F You stand and shake your tin, Bb C It gets under my skin. G F I might see what I can do Bb C In another year or two. G F Bb C Let me see: what's in it for me? G F Bb C 'Cause you don't - don't get nothing free. G F Bb C Can you stop? you keep after me G F Bb C But I'm not - not a charity G F Bb C Whoo hoo Whoo hoo Verse G F Now you're back again Bb C Just like a long-lost friend G F With your sorry tale of woe Bb C But no one wants to know. G F Just give us a rest! Bb C You're making me depressed. G F Bb C Gotta run, I'm a busy man G F Bb C And I've done everything I can G F Bb C But you keep stickin' out your hand G F Bb C Pardon me, you're in disneyland Bridge Eb Bb C And I know you'll think it's strange, Eb Bb G You, I know you'll think it's strange Eb Bb C Eb C Eb But I don't have any change. So no change. Solo G F Bb C Whoo hoo Whoo hoo G F Bb C Whoo hoo Whoo hoo G F Bb C G F Bb C G F Bb C Bridge Eb Bb C And I know you'll think it's strange, Eb Bb G You, I know you'll think it's strange Eb Bb C Eb C Eb But I don't have any change. Change. Verse G F I'll tell you for free: Bb C Don't waste your breath on me. G F I've heard it all before. Bb C Philanthropy's a bore! G F Bb C Let me see: what's in it for me? G F Bb C 'Cause you don't - don't get nothing free. G F Bb C Can you stop? you keep after me G F Bb C But I'm not - not a charity Outro G F Bb C Charity! What's in it for me? G F Bb C Charity! What's in it for me? G F Bb C Charity! What's in it for me? G F Bb C Charity! What's in it for me? What's in it for me? G F Bb C For me! G F Bb C G F Bb C