Intro: G D G C G D G D G D verse 1 G D Here's a song for Cousin Joe G C We saw him come and we saw him go G D And that's about all you need to know G D G D 'Cause he never done nothing at all verse 2 G D He never wined, he never dined G C He never loved, and he never pined G D And all he said was "Never mind G D G I never done nothing at all" C G Cousin Joe, he was there D G Happy as a millionaire C G How I wish I could share A D The secret of his savoir faire verse 3 G D He never served, he never fought G C He wasn't dumb, but he wasn't taught G D He wasn't shunned, but he wasn't sought G D G D 'Cause he never done nothing at all G D G C G D G D G C G Cousin Joe, he was there D G Happy as a millionaire C G How I wish I could share A D The secret of his savoir faire verse 4 G D And when they laid his bones to rest G C They asked his friend who knew him best G D And on that stone the mason dressed G D G E7 Was, "He never done nothing at all, in style G D G E7 He never done nothing at all, but while G D G E7 He never done nothing at all, he'd smile E D G 'Cause he never done nothing at all"