INTRO: C G F G C verse 1 Saturday morning, children's pictures Saturday morning, children's pictures G Saturday morning, children's pictures F G C I'm the birthday boy On the screen it's Roy Rogers On the screen it's Roy Rogers G On the screen it's Roy Rogers F G C We all cheer for Roy verse 2 F Aniseed balls, ten a penny C Liquorice wood, ain't got any D Bubblegum cards, swap Tom Finney G For the boys in royal blue verse 3 C One day I'll be centre forward One day I'll be centre forward G One day I'll be centre forward F G C Scoring goals for you C G F G C verse 4 F Birthday cake, nine red candles C School friends in their shorts and sandals D Postman's knock, what a scandal G If the grown ups knew VERSE 5 C I've gotta find time to read The Rover Gotta find time to read The Rover G Gotta find time to read The Rover F G C Hotspur, Wizard too Under the sheets torchlight shining Under the sheets torchlight shining G Under the sheets torchlight shining F G C Tales of derring-do VERSE 6 F Rockfist Rogan fights for Blighty C Tough of the Track, Morgan the Mighty D Wrestling crocs who never bite G He always sees it through VERSE 7 C One day I will be a hero One day I will be a hero G One day I will be a hero F G C Save the world for you C G F G C VERSE 8 F Oh, why can't we all pass the test and C Why can't we all be the best and D Tell the truth, shame the rest and G And fight for what is right VERSE 9 C 'Cause growing up isn't easy Growing up isn't easy G Growing up isn't easy F G C But I suppose I will Fall in love, then get married Fall in love, then get married G Fall in love, then get married F G C Jane or Joan or Jill verse 10 F Have three kids and a roast on Sunday C Get up, go to work on Monday D Will there ever be a funday G Someday to enjoy verse 11 C Like, Saturday morning, children's pictures Saturday morning, children's pictures G Saturday morning, children's pictures F G C I'm the birthday boy OUTRO: C G F G C