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C OH ID LOVE TO KNOCK THE C7 HELL OUT OF F YOU
AND IF YOU G KEEP MESSING AROUND IM GOING C TOO
SO IF YOUR LOOKING FOR TROUBLE
TELL YOU C7 WHAT YOU F DO
COME G OVER AND GET THE S**T KNOCKED OUT OF C YOU
C NOW I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN C7 A PEACEFUL F MAN
BUT I GET G HOSTILE WHEN YOU SCREW WITH MY C PLANS
DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU'D C7 WANT DONE TO F YOU
BELIEVE G ME BROTHER THAT IS THE GOLDEN C RULE
IVE BEEN TRU WINDOWS, C7 DOORS, TV'S AND F CHAIRS
BUT I NEVER G LET GO AND I PULLED OUT MOST OF THEIR C HAIR
NOW IVE MELLOWED ALOT SINCE THEN
SO C7 IT TAKE F TWO...... SECONDS G FOR ME TO KNOCK THE HELL RIGHT OUT OF C YOU
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NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I KNOW THAT DAVID ALAN COE
THOUGHT HE HAD THE PERFECT COUNTRY AND WESTERN SONG
BUT YOU DONT HAVE TO TALK ABOUT DRINKING, OR PRISON, OR DYEING, OR DIVORCE
ALL YOU HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IS THE BASIC DEEP DOWN HUMAN EMOTIONS THAT WE ALL FEEL INSIDE
THATS WHY THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT COUNTRY AND WESTERN SONG
G CAUSE ID LOVE TO KNOCK THE HELL OUT OF C YOU