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F C
THIS AIN'T DALLAS, AND THIS AIN'T DYNASTY
G7 C
THIS IS A REAL LIVE TWO JOB WORKIN' FAMILY
C/Bb F C
AND I AIN'T J.R. AND YOU AIN'T SUE ELLEN
Am G7 C
WERE JUST A MAN AND WOMEN HOLDING THINGS TOGETHER
C7 C G Am7 G/B
C
I WORK EVERYDAY THE SUN COMES UP
F G C
FROM EIGHT UNTIL FIVE
I DON'T HAVE A NEW MERCEDES CAR
F G C
OR A CHAUFFEUR TO DRIVE
F Eb
MY WIFE AIN'T OUT SHOPPING
Db C
WITH THE COUNTRY CLUB QUEENS
CAUSE SHE'S WORKIN IN THE MORNIN'
E7/B A7 D7 G7 C
UNTIL SHE PICKS UP THE KIDS AT THREE
C F C
THIS AIN'T DALLAS, AND THIS AIN'T DYNASTY
G7 C
THIS IS A REAL LIVE TWO JOB WORKIN' FAMILY
C/Bb F C
AND I AIN'T J.R. AND YOU AIN'T SUE ELLEN
Am G7 C
WERE JUST A MAN AND WOMEN HOLDING THINGS TOGETHER
NOW, WE ALL LIKE TO WATCH THOSE SHOWS
AND WE ALL LIKE TO DREAM
YEAH, OL' J.R. IS MAKING DEALS
AND ALEXIS IS MAKIN STEAM
JOAN AND LINDA, VICTORIA AND MORGAN
THEY'RE A SIGHT TO SEE
MY OLD LADY SAID, "I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKIN"
I SAID "NOW HONEY, DON'T YOU KNOW ALL OF THAT IS ON T.V."
C F C
AND THIS AIN'T DALLAS, AND THIS AIN'T DYNASTY
G7 C
THIS IS MAKIN' A LIVIN' DPWN IN TENNESSEE
C/Bb F C
AND I AIN'T J.R. AND YOU AIN'T SUE ELLEN
Am G7 C
WERE JUST A MAN AND WOMEN HOLDING THIS THING TOGETHER
C F C
THIS AIN'T DALLAS, AND THIS AIN'T DYNASTY
G7 C
THIS IS A REAL LIVE TWO JOB WORKIN' FAMILY
C/Bb F C
AND I AIN'T J.R. AND YOU AIN'T SUE ELLEN
Am G7 C
WERE JUST A MAN AND WOMEN HOLDING THINGS TOGETHER