Verse 1:
E A
Hey man them ain't high heeled sneakers
E A
And they sure don't look like cowboy boots
E A
And that ain't rock and roll your playin
F# B
And it sure ain't country or rhythm and blues
Bridge:
A B E
Your singing a song about making love to your drummer
A B E
Well gay guitar pickers don't turn me on
A B E
And we don't all get in to donna summers
F# B
Do you happen to know any old Hank Williams songs!
Chorus: A B E
Cause you see I'm a di... .... nosaur
A B E
I should have died out a long.. time.. before
A B E
Have Pitty on a di... .... nosaur
F# B E
Hand me my hat excuse me maam, but where's the door!
Verse 2:
E A
Used to be I had a lot of fun in the old hangout
E A
We'd get stoned at the jukebox to stay out of fights
E A
Now and then we'd light a little smoke in the truck out back!
F# B
And a little old Jim Beam and we'd get right.
Bridge:
A B E
And you know these flashing lights sure make me dizzy
A B E
And this disco's very strange to my ears
A B E
Look's like they turned the longhorn into a spaceship
F# B
And I'll be leaving just a soon as I finish this beer
to chorus:
ending:
F#
Give us our hats
B
Excuse me maam
E
Where's the door!