Verse 1: (all G chord)
5:30 pm rolls around there's a little old joint outside of town
I've only got time for a couple of beers
And a jukebox song ringing in my ears
Next thing you know the bartender's pouring, shots are flowing
Got me stoned and all I really know is that I should be going
But I'm soakin' up the moment
Chorus:
G
I'm all Jacked up, all Jacked up
C G
Don't believe I've ever had this much
D
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
G
Time sure flies when you're all Jacked up
Verse 2: (all G chord)
It was gettin' mighty close to 9 o'clock
What the hell I'll have one more shot
Then a wink and a boy at the end of the bar
Guess I mighta must've gone a little too far
Cause a big ole girl walked outta the blue
10 foot 2 with a bad attitude
Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth
I guess I had it comin' I deserved it too
Chorus 2:
G
Cause I was all Jacked up, all Jacked up
C G
Don't believe I've ever had this much
D
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
G
Don't start no start no stuff when you're all Jacked up
Instrumental Break: G C G D G
Verse 3: (all G chord)
Don't have to go home but you can't stay here
That's what they said when I got my last beer
Oh my God it's 2 o'clock, can't find my keys and my truck's locked
So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window
Hurt my elbow, got me in though
Two foot later backed in to the light pole
All the town folk, got a good show
Chorus 3:
G
I'm all Jacked up, all Jacked up
C G
Don't believe I've ever had this much
D
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
G
Don't drive your truck when you're all Jacked up
G C G
Jacked up... woooo ooh
D
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
G
Don't start no stuff when you're all Jacked up
D
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
C
Don't drive your car, don't start no stuff in no bar,
hell I wouldn't even tell anybody where you are
G
When you're all.... Jacked up
G
All Jacked up, all Jacked up
C G
All Jacked up, all Jacked up
D C G
yeah yeah yeah yeah....