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1. He hit the ground running at the speed of light.
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His star is brightly shining like a neon light.
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He's your fav'-rit son, it's your fav'-rit son.
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2. A fixture on the talk shows to the silver screen.
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From here to Colorado, he's a sex machine.
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He's your fav'-rit son, it's your fav'-rit son.
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Well isn't it a drag? Isn't it a drag? Isn't it a drag,
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it's pretty bloody sad, isn't it a drag?
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3. A clean cut all American really ain't so clean.
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His royal auditorium is a murder scene.
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He's your fav'-rit son, it's your fav'-rit son.
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Well isn't it a drag? Isn't it a drag? Isn't it a drag,
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it's pretty bloody sad, isn't it a drag?
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Well no one says it's fair, turn a teenage lust
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To a milli-on-aire.
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4. So where's your fuckin' champion? On a panty raid!
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He's not the all American that you thought you paid.
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He's your fav'-rit son, it's your fav'-rit son.
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Well isn't it a drag?