D5 A5 B5 F#5 Do you have the time to listen to me whine? G5 D5 A5 About nothing and everything all at once D5 A5 I am one of those B5 F#5 Melodramatic fools G5 D5 Neurotic to the bone A5 No doubt about it G5 A5 D5 Sometimes I give myself the creeps G5 A5 D5 Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me G5 A5 It all keeps adding up D5 C#5 B5 I think I'm cracking up G5 A5 Am I just paranoid? (D5 A5 B5 G5) X4 Am I just stoned G5, G5, A5, A5(let it ring) (same chords) I went to a shrink To analyze my dreams She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down I went to a whore He said my life's a bore So quit my whining cause it's bringing her down Sometimes I give myself the creeps Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up Am I just paranoid? Am I stoned