Verse A E I'm gonna write this in a book one day D E But for now this song will have to do A E It's about the lengths you and I were willing to go to D E To get some free food A E It was 1997 something I can't remember D E I'm bad with dates A E You and I were living in my van D E Everything that we had we had to take A E D E And the saddest song ever heard on the radio Was A Let it snow let it snow let it snow E Let it snow let it snow let it snow A E It said we have no place to go D E Let it snow let it snow let it snow A E We didn't have any place to go D E It snowed it snowed it snowed But wait A E Lets take it back a few years D E To the day were first met A E I moved to Bloomington to be a bum D You were here on a full E Mathematics scholarship A E I was from a small town D You were from a small town E We became the best of friends A E Where our story begins D E Is where our trouble begins A E I never had a dime to my name D E You liked playing games A E A local pizza place had a deal D E 10 coupons got a free 12inch A Well heres what we did E You see the college kids D E They never cut the coupons out A E Wed dig through the trash and find them D E A few nights work put pizza in our mouths A E We started to wonder where the coupons went D E After people turned them in A E So we looked in their dumpster and what did we find D E We found 140 of them A E Sooner then later we started making our own D E When kinkos got the red copy machine A E One day they busted me D E The manager said "we don't take photocopies" A So I jumped into the car E Told the driver to drive D E As we sped off into the night we yelled A Free Pizza For Life E Free Pizza for Life D Free Pizza For Life E Free Pizza For Life A E A few years later you dropped outta school D E We both spent a few months in our home town A E We've both been down and out D E But we were doing our best to get back up now A E One night we were sleeping in my van D E It was fourteen degrees below A E I woke up because I heard something crack D E You said it was your foot frozen to the window A E Our desperation drove us to dishonesty D E We were criminals distinctive and vile A E Declared most of the world to be our enemy A We stole checkbooks E And credit cards D E Signed signatures that were not ours A E Slice after slice we ate D E Pizza every night A E We always shared it with our friends D E Gave the driver a mighty tip A E In our simple minds we had D E A slice of a paradise A E But I guess we took it a little too far D E Cause you ended up doing some time A E When they slammed the door to your cell D I swear I heard you yell E Free Pizza For Life A Free Pizza For Life E Free Pizza For Life D E Free Pizza For Life A E On the night that we bailed you out of jail D E It was 2 weeks later you looked scared and pale A E To celebrate setting you free D We ordered some pizza E And paid with forgery A E Cause when they knock you down D E You can't stay on the ground A E You gotta keep getting up D E You gotta keep putting your faith in luck A E And as we can clearly see D E That we made some mistakes A E For the most part I have no regrets D E At some parts I feel a little ashamed A E But it all worked out okay in the end D E And I think I would do it all over again A E Sorry your the one they caught D E I wish it coulda been me my friend A E I'm not saying we were wrong D E And I'm not saying we were right A E All I know is what we want D E Free Pizza For Life A Free Pizza For Life Free Pizza For Life D E A E D E A Free Pizza For Life