A Well, I got a bumper sticker On the back of my truck There ain’t another like it E ‘Cause I had it made up A I can tell who’s behind me D They give themselves away E Lay on their horn when they read this phrase A Honk if you honky tonk E Don’t if you don’t A But, if you do D Don’t you love to E A Honk if you honky tonk A Me and Friday night go hand in hand E Ice cold beer and a swingin’ band A D A girl on my arm that won’t let go E She caught my little sign about a mile ago Chorus: A Honk if you honky tonk E Don’t if you don’t A But, if you do D Don’t you love to E A Honk if you honky tonk A Well, just the other day I was cruisin’ through town E Sheriff pulled me over, I thought I had it now A D I rolled down my window, he said with a grin N.C I want one of them stickers or I’m gonna run you in. Repeat Chorus twice E A Honk if you honky tonk Spoken: "I hear ya honkin’, yeah I’m pullin’ over. Let’s honky tonk"