D I've always said "I do" too easy
and A7 now I'm payin' the price
my weakness for beautiful women
is my most expensive D vice
I still believe in matrimony
but I can't afford another G try
A7 child support and alimony
is just about to bleed me D dry
I got G ex's all across the country
and I D owe everybody in town
I got G bill collectors a callin' me up
and E lawyers tryin' to track me A7 down
I'm just D one wrong move from the poor house
but G I don't belong in there
I got so many ex's and D owe so G much
I ought to A7 be on Hollywood D squares
G yeah, I ought to D be on A7 Hollywood G squares
D Lookin' back over my love life
I A7 only have myself to blame
I guess I should have checked the price tag
before I gave 'em my last D name
now my credit rating's in the gutter
and the bottom line sure looks G bad
A7 I'll be payin' the rest of my life
for the few good times I've D had
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G yeah, I ought to D be on A7 Hollywood G squares