Intro: Bmaj7 Gbmaj7 E Eb Db B Who put fifty tons of shit on the Foreign Office roof? Eb B Who suffers from nine known diseases? Gbmaj7 E Who gets up in the morning when the sun comes up Eb Db And make their beds of paper clips and bus tickets B All around their heads Bb C Who congregate around Tra - falgar Square D Gm Taking pot shots at the tourists Cm Oh you've got to watch out Gm Cm When you wander round the square in the morning F11 Cause they're everywhere, they're everywhere. Bmaj7 Gbmaj7 Here we have an honest man, a civil servant to boot E Eb He lived high up in the Ministry Db B And when he wished to make a point, he knew just what to do Eb Bmaj7 Gbmaj7 His window ledges were all covered in grease E Eb I want them out of here Db He said to me, I want them gone Bb C Be - cause you see, oh don't you see D Gm None of us are getting any younger Cm You've got to follow your nose Gm Cm And if it tells you that you've got to go F11 Well that's because they're everywhere, they're everywhere... Bmaj7 Gbmaj7 So we called in those men, those horrible men E Eb And set them to work on the rooftops Db Bmaj7 You see their van is very plain, and I know they're too ashamed Eb Bmaj7 To wear their "by-appointment" badges any-more Gbmaj7 E Sometimes they use Vaseline, sometimes they use the pill Eb Db Bmaj7 I've often seen them with a gun Bb C But as the years go by, old habits seem to die D Gm And nowadays they knockatize them all Cm Oh you've got to watch out Gm Cm As you wander 'round the Square in the morning F11 They're everywhere, they're everywhere. Bmaj7 / / / | Gbmaj7 / / / | E / / / | Eb / / / | Db / / / | B / / / | Eb / / / || ====================== Eric Goosenberg Fox Chase Cancer Center (215)728-2450 tele.