C F C F C
You know just the other morning I was hangin’ around in my house
C F C F C
I had that old book with pictures of Madonna naked and I was checkin’ it out
G F
Just then a friend of mine came to the door
G F
She said she'd never pegged me for a scumbag before
G F
Said she didn't ever want to see me no more
C G
And I still don't know why
C F
I think I'm an alright guy
C F C
I think I'm an alright guy
G
Well I just wanna live until I gotta die
F
I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try
C F
Think I'm an alright guy
C F C
I think I'm alright
This one time for medicinal purposes they forced me to smoke some dope
I’m pretty sure I can still be President but I don’t guess I’ll get to be the pope
Well I know I get wild and I know I get drunk
It's not like I got a bunch of bodies in my trunk
My old man used to call me “You no good punk”
And I still don't know why
Chorus
Just the other night the cops pulled me over outside the bar
Well they turned on their lights and they ordered me out my car
Man, I was only kiddin' when I called 'em a couple of dicks
But still they made me do the stupid human tricks
Now I'm sittin' in jail with a bunch of dumb hicks
And I still don't know why
Chorus