Verse:
G
If your paycheck depends on the weather an’ the clock
G7
If your conversation calls for a little more than a coffee pot
C G
If you need to pour your heart out, an’ try to rectify some situation, that you’re facin’
D G
Contact your American Honky Tonk Bar Association
Verse:
G
When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket, for most things you don’t mind
G7
But when your dollar goes to all of those standin’ in a welfare line
C G
Rejoice you have a voice, if you’re concerned about the destination, of this great nation
D G G7
It’s called the American Honky Tonk Bar Association
Chorus 1:
C
It represents the hard-hat, gun-rack, achin’-back, over-taxed, flag-wavin’, fun-lovin’ crowd
G
Their heart is in the music, an’ they love to play it loud
D
There’s no forms or no applications, there’s no red-tape administrations
G
It’s the American Honky Tonk Bar Association
Verse:
G
We’re all one big family throughout the cities an’ the towns
G7
We don’t reach for handouts, we reach for those who’re down
C G
And every local chapter has a seven-day-a-week-available consultation, for your frustration
D G G7
It’s called the American Honky Tonk Bar Association
Repeat Chorus 1
Chorus 2:
G7 C
It represents the mud-flap, six-pack, bare-crack, over-taxed, flag-wavin’, fun-lovin’ crowd
G
Their heart is in the music, an’ they love to play it loud
D
There’s no forms or no applications, there’s no red-tape administrations
G
It’s the American Honky Tonk Bar Association
D G
Go join your American Honky Tonk Bar Association
Do not delay; contact today, your AHBA, your AHBA