Big Ass Garage Sale Fred Eaglesmith D A Well that's an old toaster, it just needs a cord E A And there's a full set of coasters, if there was only one more D But that's a brand new barbeque, it's my brother Pete's E A When he bought it he forgot that, he doesn't eat meat D A And it's a big ass garage sale, at a quarter to ten E A No early birds 'cause, we're sleepin' in D A Our mama's in prison, we're tryin' to raise her bail E A D A E We're sellin' her things, and it's a big ass garage sale D A There's a car out back, it just needs a motor E A And a couple a-doors, and a full set of rotors D A But it used to run good, it had a whole lotta' heart E A And the beautiful thing is, we got another one for parts D A And it's a big ass garage sale, at a quarter to ten E A No early birds 'cause, we're sleepin' in D A Our mama's in prison, we're tryin' to raise her bail E A D A E We're sellin' her things, and it's a big ass garage sale A D It's a big ass garage sale A D A It's a big ass garage sale